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14

Apr

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

(Source: thecheeziersnack)

Literally every conspiracy theorist.

(Source: cuidad)

death-by-lulz:


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useless-ghost:

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(Source: midnightmushrumps)

everythingbaseballmlb:

Babe Ruth with Shoeless Joe Jackson, 1920

everythingbaseballmlb:

Babe Ruth with Shoeless Joe Jackson, 1920

alessionikky:

Fugezi, Fugazi, it’s a wazzy, it’s a woozy, it’s fthlthftlhtlhft, it’s fairy dust.

10

Apr

Learning about the “Jason Project” at the National Museum of American History 6/28/93 #tbt #1990s #WashingtonDC #Jason #throwback #iwasanidiot

Learning about the “Jason Project” at the National Museum of American History 6/28/93 #tbt #1990s #WashingtonDC #Jason #throwback #iwasanidiot